I tried to download the PDF but then I just got errors…

When it works I’ll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn’t work lmao

This machine doesn’t care. Your certainty is more folly in the face of a lathe.

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

Piped alternative, in case you want to have only a 50% of it loading before the heat death of the universe.

Both. it’s also a language.

The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

Eat the rich?

How else are they going to protect themselves?

Actually some do say are. My dad’s rear view mirror says are.

A desk sounds like exactly the type of thing that would just eventually get put together because I was bored one Tuesday. It might take a few months, but it would eventually happen

Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

I mean, it is a percentage, so something has to go down for something else to go up

Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

Except I DIDN’T read either one right the first time around.

Yeah, I mean ok sure if that’s what you want me to do I guess…