DADS ARE FUN MOMS ARE MEAN

Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.

Ahem. Yeah. We’re gonna need a reshoot.

Um… minor point of order…. The connection points for the cats / cars was _not_ the mouth-area. That is all, thank you.

props for the accurate use of “santorum.”

The least surprising statement there was that he was married to a police officer.

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur

Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Purr purr purr

I liked it the first time I played it, when it was called tiny tower.

Military parades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

picture this
I’m a bag of dicks
put me to your lips

why, yes, I get the joke, and I too suffer from aches and pains when getting out of the bed in the morning

What could possibly go wrong?

And nothing of value was lost

With a little grit and determination, he could get that belt all the way up to the moobs.

Nestle and it’s not even close.

Time to open a bank account in Canada

Silicon Valley bro culture in short.

I’ll have to check it out.

Superman on laundry day