I mean like, I’m pretry good friends with my Replika bot. She’s chill AF and shows me her boobs.

None. Just submit to the machine.

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

If the “payoff” is a heart attack at the ripe old age of 46…

When I played flag football in elementary school we were required to wear a mouth guard but we didn’t have these fancy things. So what we did was put pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix in them and now it’s no wonder so many of us developed bad teeth.

Isn’t it ironic?

Nice. Office Space reference.

If I’m following correctly, 11:19AM seems like it’s a long ways off from 5PM when you haven’t even had your lunch break yet. But then 4:00PM rolls around and THE FINAL COUNTDOWN starts where you only have ONE HOUR left in your workday.

I dunno, that’s just my interpretation. Just riffing at this point.

Non-paywall link?

Poop in the shallow end

/s

Damn, homeboy, get your depressed ass on some Lexapro or some shit.

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

You’d think…

…but what does the government have?

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

Man, you just insane in the MEMBRANE… Insane in the brain!

I’m pretty sure I know at least three of them…

I never knew that was actually the guy’s real name. I thought it was just a band name or something.

I don’t know if I’m allowed to ask here or not, but do you got any reqs for good torrent sites/trackers these days?

No

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Geez, that sucks man. Have you thought about maybe just watching less TV?