I think that this would have been even funnier as a “This is him now, feel old yet?” meme.

More honest:

My religion says I can’t do that.

I don’t care.

My religion says you can’t do that.

I don’t care.

Bribe em a little more and you’ll just be a frequent flyer

My mom tells me that “You can’t get a job without LinkedIn”. I’m currently not looking for a job, but is this really true? Do I really need to surrender my dater to Big Daddy MegaShart so that I can put food on my family?

“Penetration Cum Blast”

It should be renamed to “The Boy who cried Woke”

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIGASS FRIES?

Real OGs remember r/195, which was started as an experiment by some students who named it after their dorm room.

I love ULTRAKILL for many reasons, but this is one of them. I would never have completed the Prime Sanctums if I had to wait longer than 1 frame to reset to the checkpoint.

It’s probably way too much effort to build and maintain an ActivityPub scraper for such a minuscule fraction of internet traffic, compared to just scraping Facebook or something.

Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.

Unironically a good viewpoint. You only live once, so why spend so much time dwelling over past failures when it could be better spent on working towards future successes?

Hey, relax guy! Take a rest!

I’m more impressed that the people that made Grok somehow placated Elon with a chatbot that didn’t end every sentence with “Heil Hitler”.

“Free hugs”?

“Run smarter, not harder!”

Holy AI, Batman!