I’ll believe it when my CEO announces that our hiring freeze has been lifted and that we’re no longer under threat of closure. As of right now, we haven’t heard shit.

All fun and games until someone gets stuck in the autowash…

Read up on Ford and Hitler… People forgot about that one quick enough! BUILT FORD TOUGH!

Same vibe

I’ll take “Things a dictator says” for 800, Alex.

In a sane world, this would be articles of impeachment met with unanimous shouts from the rest of the government. In a sane world, the people wouldn’t have forgotten how batshit insane his first presidency was. In a sane world, he wouldn’t have gotten any further than “grab em by the pussy.” Fuck, in a sane world, Trump would have died years ago from a stroke and/or heart disease from a combination of the McDonald’s he constantly eats and the syphilis he undoubtedly has and the best legacy he’d have left behind is “You’re fired.” That is, of course, until we found out just how involved he was with Epstein and any scant trace of him or his celebrity was wiped off the face of the earth in disgust.

We don’t live in a sane world.

At least that’s only 2 months away. We’ve got Easter shit out already up here!

Gotcha, no worries!

Santa Claus/Christmas?

Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.

Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”

The analogy should be pretty obvious.

Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?

This is typically my issue. I do the same thing with Fallout and Starfield too. Bethesda makes some really crazy mod installation simulators… It’s almost as if there’s a regular game in there. Maybe just one more mod and I’ll finally be able to play it!

Don’t forget

Doctor Moreau

Doctor Nick

Doctor Horrible

And Doctor Orin Scrivello

Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

Of course he wants to protect the rapists… Trump protects his own.

And hopefully, when he dies, he’s not allowed to lay in state, but instead is shoveled out with the rest of the toxic trash. We already have his epitaph ready.

Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!

Remembering this on our old CGA PC… I’d have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn’t using it.

I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white… Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I’m gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.

What’s most concerning is the message this sends his supporters… It’s totally alright to murder people who are “bad for the country.” Very sad, yes, but totally deserved because he had TDS…

Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president sticking his head through a hole in the table. I know this is a shit post, but I don’t get it. We’re just posting pictures of Trump doing weird stuff now for the funny? What happened to corn?

I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!