Was the election not cooked though? I wouldn’t say this was exactly that type of problem to be honest

The Mona Lisa has nothing on the sheer drama of this pencil execution

How dare you criticise such a marvellous and historic work of art, hung as it is in the world famous ‘Louvre’ gallery in Paris, France

Well I’m not American and not any kind of political expert so take it with a pinch of salt. My suspicion is that the republicans put their fat greasy fingers on the scales to ensure victory. That’s certainly what it looks like from the outside. Everyone knew Dunlop turnip was going to win weeks in advance. Tim Cook et al meeting with him to discuss tariffs, Bezos trying to quash the Harris endorsement. The fix was in. Musk is literally a conman with a hotline to the worlds least surprising piss enthusiast Vladimir illych putin. It was cooked. Good and proper, top to bottom. Also election predictions guy put his reputation on the line to say Harris would win, and the only other time he’s been wrong is 2000 - less said the better. It’ll all come out.

Man this election was so cooked it came with a side of fries and two sachets of ketchup fml

Confirmed I knew a man who worked doing advanced particle research at cern but who also voted for the Tory party. In the words of a wise man, ‘that’s the dumbest smart guy I know’. People are retarded and it’s extremely annoying.

The absolute fucking best part of this story is that the right wing party is literally called pis I cannot fucking contain myself fuck my life / rip / lol

Good luck gentlemen o7

Absolutely railed

Wow how considerate of them 🫨

Just 3%

It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place

Down you go!

Oooh ow owie ouch my bones

Oh sweet the lovely man lent the gentleman his cello perhaps he had a spare how convenient he had the instrument about his person

…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^

Yeah it’s a very badly written headline - thanks for clarifying 👍

I thought this was taking place in a vacuum

Anybody know anything about the policies of the outgoing party vs the incoming?

That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise