This is what “sanewashing” refers to, if anyone was unclear on that.

Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

And they said PS5 has no games…

The fuck you talking about?

Why isn’t Michael Bloomberg on here? He’s worth more than all these combined.

I watched this clip (the token liberal Jessica Tarlov schooled the rest of them) and he was pretty clearly joking. Fuck Jesse Watters, but this ain’t it.

Imagine, in the year of our lord 2024, not recognizing the noble whale shark as the peak of sharkitude.

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

Seems like we’ve reached the point where most voters realize that virtually all government shutdowns have been the Republicans’ fault.

Being above the fray is what the Supreme Court was intended to be, so you can’t fault people for initially assuming that.

I think most people actually do.

Since the Roe v Wade verdict was leaked, I feel like the media has been glossing over the revelation that there’s just as much wheeling and dealing in the Supreme Court as in any of the other branches.

Why are we giving Trump an excuse to drop his failure of a running mate?

Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It’s just so fun to say.

Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

You’re confusing neutrality with objectivity.

Edit: Neutral (adjective): not helping or supporting either side in a conflict, disagreement, etc.

Are you a big enough baby to downvote because you don’t like what words mean? Neutrality and correctness are two different things. Objectivity does factor in what the facts are, neutrality doesn’t.