You may enjoy Fritz Leiber’s short story, “A Pail of Air”, which involves the Earth being ejected.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51461

Funny “Haha” or funny “Uh Oh”?

There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

Yet Trump can declassify documents by thought alone.

“I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for, only to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms,” she wrote in a statement.

She could just not run for re-election if that’s what she’s actually worried about. Resigning early doesn’t make sense.

It may be possible…

It may not be necessary…

What, no avocado toast?

🎵You could close down Moe’s or the Kwik-e-Mart

And nobody would care.

But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in

our Maison Derrière!🎵

So… it’s an order, then?

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And the jars of urine?

Bill Nyehilism is for me.

Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.

Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.

You have died from dysentery.

But not small ones.

Only people who live in the country.

Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.

Also, the census doesn’t only count citizens.

Ancient creators of Hyrule!