Moneybags over here affording one beer at a bar in 2024.

Reminds me of this but it might be the artist’s version of jersey devil or the chupacabra.

Someone being there to find them in the first place might be a factor in all this.

Guys only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

In America there are two acceptable views.

1. Alive at conception
2. It’s ok to kill a fully born baby as long as it hasn’t breathed yet

Both came from religion. I can see why some people pick the first one when given only these two options. You wouldn’t want to be a le enlightened centrist after all.

My area is able to keep them open for about 7 total minutes yearly.

Cornucopias were not a commonly seen thing in my region or most regions of the world. We have fruit bowls instead. In the 00s a lot of people had fake fruit in a big bowl just for decoration since it was such a trend. I saw fruit bowls a lot more than I ever saw cornucopias. But nobody talks about the missing bowl. I didn’t even know what cornucopias were called for a long time. Funny thing is I thought they were called looms because when I was learning to read I got fixated on the text in logos and spent a long time staring at that one. I remember looking at my underwear tag while shitting and thinking “wtf is a loom? It must be that cone thing the fruit is coming out of.” That’s what makes it weird, the consistency of it plus the amount of people who have actual memories associated with the cornucopia.

It means someone who really likes the Pomeranian breed of dogs.

Ask Jeeves already started sucking when they got rid of Jeeves himself. They lost sight of what was important.

Yeah it’s called Temu. You’ll get them in your email and SMS inboxes too.

I don’t get how someone can worry about this when they’re in a relationship. There’s clearly nothing that wrong with them if they have living proof of the opposite standing right there.

There’s no release date yet. You can pirate it later but we don’t know when.

Why don’t people just use twitter instead of looking at twitter screenshots on every other site on the internet? The names are blanked so we don’t even know who these people are supposed to be. There’s no reason at all to darken our day with her obscure ramblings. It only had 2 retweets and 17 likes when somebody seeked this out to put in other people’s faces. There’s no point to this at all.

I always went to soulseekqt.net which I guess is just an alias. I feel like I’ve been in some kind of weird bubble.

I’ve never seen that abbreviation for it before. What you see in search results depends on who’s accounts are online so keep checking every once in a while. My other suggestion is if you use qbittorrent, it actually has a torrent search that I think is disabled for legal disability or something.

Oh no the government wants me to have children. Is there no end to their heinousness?

Just use soulseek or something

“Wow a flower! I wasn’t even looking for this!”

Reminder that your google account has a name which is not just your email address. If you don’t use google’s other services besides gmail and youtube, you probably don’t remember what it is. And you probably put in something stupid if not completely offensive. If you suddenly have to use google docs or something, people will see it.

This episode made me want a carpet sample book. Nelson made it look so fun and awesome.