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    15 hours ago

    Realisic now sisz n brovz.

    Mary: Bronze age dude raped me hard, ye bronze age sperm squirting in me as fuc. As. Fuc.

    Mary(thought): My lot be stoning. GOOD thing me Yosupph be a dumb man.

    Mary: Husband. The ghost squirted the sperm in me. Son of God. Nothe seccks. I’m also without sin, ask Annæ.

    Dumbest story makes world.



















  • At least you’re moving those brain cells a bit now, Mr. Therapist. There’s nothing depressing about understanding basic human interaction.

    Attention, you might cry fallacy now: Even a guy who was on top of 3 careers (my boy Arnie) recognised that he was nothing like a self-made man and everything is a combination of work,luck, collaboration, opportunity. See how far you’d get on a desert island :)

    Your plastic bag metaphor was amusing, but not for the right reasons, and the exact opposite of what I’m saying. Be careful with that therapy stuff. I wouldn’t trust you.