Yesterday you gave me $10 and I gave you 3 hamburgers. Today you give me $10 and I give you 2 hamburgers but I still keep all 10 of your dollars. I blame it on inflation but in reality I’m just a greedy corporate fuck

I’ve never heard of shoppy. Link?

According to my mother, gay marriage. Nuts on mustaches is just the end of the world to her for some reason.

Otherwise, she’s a sweet lady.

Thank you!