The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.

Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.

Fun fact: the line in the film is actually “Good guess, but actually no.”

If you like piña coladas…

Those aren’t tentacles, they’re gentacles!

Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!

Right? I hate how most sushi comes raw and you have to cook it yourself 😡

I assume that one’s discounted for being close to its sell-by date

I can second Open Sudoku. Not only is it FOSS and it lets you download more puzzles from wherever, but it’s actually the best implementation of mobile Sudoku I’ve played imo.

The sketch in question

The (funny?) thing is, I genuinely believe that if it can be 100% undeniably proven to his base (which is a task in and of itself) that Trump sucked off Clinton, it would be more damaging to his image for them than if he was proven to be a child molester.

Muthafuckin miracles

Clearly, they should be wearing bulletproof and sandwichproof armor.

Right, because the Republicans control the presidency, the house, the Senate, and inexplicably the supreme court, obviously it’s those darn stinking Democrats who did all this. Don’t get me wrong, I am livid at their inaction, but to throw your hands up and say “whelp, better just hand the Republicans the key to the castle” is at best defeatist and at worst actively destroying this country.

Because, as I already (rather pointedly, I thought) said, one party isn’t not doing “what’s right,” (Which are your words, actually. I was quoting you.) it is actively and aggressively doing what’s very, very wrong. If those two are equivalent to you, then by all means don’t vote, as you might just be doing the rest of us a favor.

If slightly less but still very much recent history is any indicator, that attitude is exactly what got us into this shit in the first place. One group isn’t doing what’s right, so let’s just hand victory to the group that pledges to do as much evil as they think they can get away with. Too many people with better things to do with their fucking time than keep a felon pedophile rapist wannabe-Mussolini conman out of office, I guess. Glad you got all the better things done though, with your fucking time.

That’s what gets me about all of this. Not only was crying about onions and mustard the weakest most pathetic shit ever, even that was grossly exaggerated. These ICE losers are the most pathetic people alive.

Most flying things are UFOs to bears.

Oh good, they don’t know about the moon thing yet. Yes, the Netherlands are right where you left it, carry on.

Ah, one of Sisko’s two emotions: righteous indignation and baseball.