Fun fact, textfiles is Jason Scott’s site. He’s the head archivist at internet archive. Always doing cool stuff if youre bored and have some time to blow this morning.

It has to match their Punisher sticker duh

I’ve been a fan of Continue? for over a decade. Just a weekly let’s play series that’s kept the spirit of the early 2010 gaming YouTube alive.

Why spend money on toxins when buildings already have the necessary tools

Damn I knew it was from something I saw before! I thought it was from here though

I had a family member try to get me to listen in 13 and even then it was bullshit. I really never listened to it but I’m guessing it just became more blatant as time moved on

Funny part is the tax lady who refused to do their taxes was a confirmation sponsor of one of his grandkids.

American presidents are DLC confirmed. Why cant we get a base game leader

There’s a legitimate pizza place around me that’s been around for ~50 years. My mom went to school with the owners children and when she was in high school their dad had a small stint in jail for tax evasion and unregistered and hot guns. Apparently he was importing a lot of guns from Italy and one day a shipment got caught. About 10 years ago, my mom became friends with someone who was hired to do their taxes. She didn’t give any details, but she told us the numbers really didn’t add up and she had to drop them as a client their first year due to ethical reasons.

The thing is the pizza is really good and kind of an institution in my town. I wouldn’t say it is strictly a front, but money does move through it. The family also owns a lot of small strip malls in the tri county area and some historical properties as well.

Oh and one of the sons married one of their 2nd/3rd cousins from Italy in the 90s. The rumor was it was just to help her get citizenship but they are still married to this day and it’s kinda weird.

What happened when you bit into it?

Held my chiweenie up like this to my wife last week and said look long dog. After a puzzling look I realized my meme game ended a decade ago.

This is not how it works and I believe you know this. Fuck off

Sucks because you had to drink a verification can after saying it.

I need my coffee. I clicked on the link expecting to see the cost of hot air balloons being incredibly high.

Stuck in Missouri taking care of my grandparents and my wife’s parents. I’ve been wanting to move out of this shithole since I was 13. Now, I have to worry about reproductive issues with my high risk wife as it seems like we are hunkering down here entering our 30s.

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The movie Tusk has a small part where the main character went to interview their universe’s star wars kid. Made the whole thing a little less fun.

I’m starting to want to learn chess after learning about the password game. I need to go get further!