I think that was already the porn parody name

Say, how about a little NyQuil?

I don’t use Voyager, I use Connect. But it might be diagnostically relevant that for me there are no comments displayed.

Edit to add: Tried it again and got a message that it couldn’t load from the local instance, and it loaded from lemmy.ml instead. When that message showed, everything loaded fine.

Live short and suffer

Here it is but not poorly cropped

He’ll be dead in a week

To be fair, Tesla autopilot does a decent job killing people in civilian applications so this feels like a natural move.

Prinskipper skipple! Prinnipal skipper! I found something!

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

https://www.mp3tag.de/en/ could be useful if your files are already uniformly named and if you’re on Windows

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetening_(show_business) gives a quick rundown.

In television, sweetening refers to the use of a laugh track in addition to a live studio audience. The laugh track is used to “enhance” the laughter for television audiences, sometimes in cases where a joke or scene intended to be funny does not draw the expected response, and sometimes to avoid awkward sound edits when a scene is shortened or more than one take is used in editing.

Here you go

Dude’s out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

A pirate with a silver tongue, at that!

Not quite but you can have a counterfeit point anyways if they turn up

Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis

I am Rudy Giuliani, do as I command you!

National Fatherhood Institute, please hold.

I don’t think I’ll ever be mentally prepared to see a photo of Rick Scott.

That’s actually 2 different episodes. The snoring one is where Artie Ziff offers to pay for Homer’s surgery to fix his snoring if he lets Marge redo prom night. The “gentleman caller” is from the episode where Homer gets a gun. You can tell the difference because in the gun episode Marge takes the kids with her.