also: Food banks feed people. Why don’t they fight hunger?

i would argue that peppermint patties are among the more economical options out there

that he would still rather walk 10 miles than pay for an airlift (a nurse is very likely to have decent insurance as well)

pretty sure i read that the guy is a nurse too… so what does that tell ya lol

(psst there’s a dog)

you just got yourself uninvited to the cool and fun drug parties and demoted to desperate drug parties.

slippery slope for what?

do more drugs.

Mythbusters: Is meth really all that bad for you?

that’s beautiful!

i think lordsmegma and satansmaggotycumfart would make a cute couple

i think it’s genuinely worse when people are good at karaoke

“unacceptable language”

i’d wager that this parent’s gripe is not about the word “bozo” but that their child’s behavior was criticized.

accountability is not abuse.

the first time he did it, i was horrified but i realized that it looks much worse than it actually feels lol

he found me outside two weeks ago and now he lives in my house. he has already become a sweet snuggleboi and no longer bites my kneecap (he did this constantly the first several days after i brought him inside)

it was not the internet that did that

wait - yours makes a noise?

but thank you, that is awesome advice 💖