OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

Uranus! Gottem! Sorry y’all I’m just talking shit here

Is she holding an enema bag?

Hell yeah

Honestly, same

Looks like a small rolling table, desk, or nightstand would make a fine base. With a monitor stand like that you will probably want a flat horizontal surface to clamp onto. Perhaps there is another type of stand that would be more suited to pole mounting

Based

PRAISE ALLAH

I, for one, am shocked!

Couchella

My cat can have a hamburger sometimes, as a treat

Aww, come on, just this once as a treat???

Aka Burner Sober

Weird, I don’t usually make up stories like that… nevertheless you are correct and I was wrong! Glad to see it in this case.

But I am le tired

GOOD

I think Amazon actually bought Calibre! At least it still works…

Edit: I’m apparently totally wrong here! Not sure where I heard that, so nevermind

Pretty sure the nuns are boinking each other (in the butt)

ART OF THE DEAL BABY

Nice try, FBI