The best thing about liberals is the purity tests.

Trans people are hoarding all the eggs

You all don’t encrypt your DNS?

Obvious simp is obvious

Sure, but only because he’s not readily available.

Conservatives: Fuck kids.

Adversary in the middle is the updated terminology. Not just because sex, but also bots and AI.

My leaf uses normal tires.

Fire hot

Are you smarter than a calculator?

We have built within us a need to fight for survival. Natural selection has bred us to constantly be fighting for the top. When we get there we have no idea what to do with it.

We need something to fight against, that’s why we all love under dog stories.

Huh. Well there’s a kink I didn’t know I had.

Shit, I’m sorry. I had close to 1m before I bailed. It was all quality comment karma though. I just have no life.

The one in the water should be on fire.

Billionaires should not exist, by any means necessary.

If I can figure out how to slap someone over tcp the internet might become usable again.

I did for a while, but that was my seque into English breakfast, and I’m now a Scottish breakfast guy. Brodies is my jam.

Probably the most versatile food as well.

Probably mostly restaurants right now.

You’re not wrong, I’m just going to fix something.

Other countries: “No. Thank you.” 🤭🖕🤭🖕🤭🖕