I think he goes by Mamdani now

Nah your mom is a star

Third behind open sourcing MS Comic Chat and 3D Movie Maker

That poor guy at Microsoft who saw cartoon speech bubbles with Times New Roman and thought “I can make something friendlier than that”, and people still haven’t stopped spewing hate and joking about torturing him

Like, is luge a sport but not automotive racing?

Carve this in clay and put it in a cave. A thousand years after some societal collapse wipes out all digital data, this will be the only thing archaeologists will have from our time

A video like the famous “two guys chilling in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cause it’s not gay” but it zooms out and it’s this

For sure not with that outlook lmao

It’s from today’s Apple event, and the scene is a young couple moving into a house together. The girlfriend video calls another man and starts chatting, and the boyfriend is left looking at a video of this other man on the phone’s second display.

The joke is not “it looks like the girlfriend is cheating on him”, but rather “showing a video of the person you’re calling on the display facing away from you has no obvious use cases except for cuck play”

Reddit. They’re everywhere.

Ohh, beach boys

I get carded whenever there’s a young kid at the till. I just give it to them because I know their boss has given them shit about it

💚💚💚

Whether you’re counting in dollars or lives

I’m starting to see the benefits of these federated services