Not to nitpick but I think the limit was 140?

Context?

Bold of you to assume human rights are respected.

Long after the human race is dead, bots will be the only presence online. They’ll repost the same posts and they’ll make the same comments and replies and upovote each other till the end of eternity.

Yep the bottom half absolutely adds nothing to the joke.

Wait what are they doing on Android?

Hell yeah! They can take Firefox out of my cold dead hands.

You’re an even older user than me then lol. I think it was '08 or '09 when I started using the internet.

I used Firefox before chrome even was a thing and never moved away. Fuck chrome.

Ahem 🏴‍☠️

Asus makes small phones (for now).

Classic mantra of cybersecurity. “We’ve up be right every time, they’ve to be right only once.”

I guess it’s against YouTube’s terms and conditions.

There’s a popup that YouTube has started showing these days that tells you “AdBlockers are illegal. Stop using them” or something to that effect. This blocks that popup from appearing.

Weird flex, but ok.

Dot com wasn’t worthless or useless

Some ads open the play store Store anyway when you click the close button. So rage inducing.

Why and how do you have a Twitter check mark next to your name?

I wondered why NASA was using pigeons till I read the rest of your comment.

Guess my autocorrect failed me lol