You know he’s a monster when he chooses Diet Coke over Coke Zero.

Squad!

lol good luck

I love how they check on the cake instead of checking on him.

Russia is a societal shithole.

The real crime is that he skipped rice and beans when ordering his burrito

Delete yourself

Crazy how prevalent plastic was even back then

Dead birds are stored in freezers and removed once a year to create the ‘Bird Layout’. This provides a time of mourning for the volunteers (and to show the scale of the damage).

This is how I always remember it

the forbidden mod

Glasses of water

You gotta crush the skull first, or they’ll have trouble dealing with it.

…or so I’ve heard.

Oh man, having dual citizenship right now would be clutch.

I wish you and your family all the best!

Ayyyy, Indiana gang. I’m up in amishland where it’s quite red, so I definitely understand.

I’m interested in emigrating too, though I’m a bit worried about this seemingly global shift to the right.

I normally find some stupid excuse to get out of family gatherings, but this will probably be the year I tell them directly.

I’m not going to Thanksgiving this year. I’d rather celebrate with my cats than my crazy family

Nobody hating, she just got that Kubrick stare

Unfortunately, it looks like Trump has no shortage of cooperation.

Have you been tested? You might actually have a learning disability

Why not ourcelium, comrade