The amount of people here who will try to convince you that NK is some sort of paradise here is insane.

This opens up a whole new perspective…

Body of a serpent? I’ve never heard of that, only the snake hair.

That just sounds like a flea market.

The scariest part about this comment that it barely sounds like fiction.

What tropic do you live in where the sun sets as late as 6?

I want a Fairphone next soooooooo bad.

Besides, a homeless person probably wouldn’t turn down free lunch.

IIRC meat and dairy together isn’t kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

We naturally find baby-like features cute, such as:

• chubbiness
• big eyes
• small size (this doesn’t always apply ofc)
• cute noises (such as meowing in cats or babbling in babies)
• last but not least, fluffiness. Modern human babies are hairless, yes, but personally I think this is some kind of ‘fossil trait’ (yes I just made that term up) because we evolved from animals that used to be more fluffy. Besides, fluffiness often makes an animal more round, thus adding to the chubbiness factor.

Now, let’s take a look at this pomerian:

This is a predator, yes, but way too small (and docile since this pom is a domesticated anomal) to pose a threat to a human, and who could be scared of that adorable little guy?

This has everything a cute animal needs: it’s small, has round black eyes, and is very fluffy, which makes it look round and be a nice cuddle buddy. So your brain goes “ooh, little baby! I must protect and cherish it!”, and boom, pet.

That being said, the human brain is a complex and really weird thing, lots of things we do don’t make any sense.

Shhh! Don’t give us away!

Dammit, time to hit the antique store.

Yeah, that’s what I thought too. But also it says “resident” so I guess you don’t have to be a citizen to buy a house?

I mean, I am female, and being an attractive one would make my chances of attracting another attractive female higher…

So either way it’s a win.

You could also be a supervillain… >:)

Attractive female, insanely rich, and teleport. I’ll have a gf, have money to finance my 1000 hobbies and help others, and never have to stand an hour in a crowded bus trying to hold in a fart again.

I mean, from what I’ve heard, prison slavery is really widespread in the US, and apparently (this one I’m not really sure about) prisoners are currently being used to put out the fires in LA.

And besides that, we (westeners) can nicely use all the poor countries we fucked over for all our slavery needs. As uncomfortable as it is to admit, the phone I’m using to type this most likely has had at least some slavery involved.

(P.S. as another commenter pointed out, the pyramids weren’t built with slave labor. The ancient Greeks came to look at the pyramids much later and thought they were built by slaves because that’s how the Greeks built their stuff.)

Oh phew, I was getting worried for the poor billionares and millionares.

The rich

effort

Sounds like an oxymoron.

I mean, I wouldn’t want tons of labor to be spent on building a huge tomb for a single rich and powerful guy…