Mayor Poopington

The problem is theres nothing on our side. Our choices are right of center and so far right they fell off the graph.

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

Heyyy, got room for one more at new years?

I would so pay extra to sit in the machine gun turret

Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

ugh don’t get my hopes up

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

The next time I see the word slam it better be like that time Hulk smashed Loki into the floor

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs

MORE WEIGHT

You must be fun at parties