“Men, remember, if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” – Red Green

According to the SPAM website, each can has 3,840mg of sodium.

When hosting a Leprechaun movie marathon, you could swap tapes and fast forward through the previews and new releases while the VHS you finished drives in reverse in the rewinder.

They come in clutch (haha) when the family sits down to watch Titanic and the second tape starts at that one scene with Rose wearing the necklace. And only the necklace.

Be kind, please rewind.

“I thought this interview was for an apple pie baker…”

People who are trauma informed understand, “that poor kid (who has been abused) is damaged for life” is a true statement.

Air snails are hard to study.

The strongest yeast variety would eventually take over the jar. Not before eating all the other, weaker yeastie boys and learning their secrets. Kinda like Kirby.

SWIM loves this website.

It was a pleasure having you inside of me.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2724753/ Lost in the Sauce The Effects of Alcohol on Mind Wandering? 2009 Aug 11

An article on the National Institutes of Health’s site predates Mr. Mane by four years.

Misguided, uneducated, oblivious, and downright stubborn are other options. Sunk-cost fallacy can keep people stuck in a loop.

Asking when the tide comes in doesn’t seem like an unsafe question.

I love that it has become an internet law to remind people that Mr. Trump has 34 convictions.

I call it Trump Rule 34. I’m gonna look it up to see if I coined a new phrase…

If you take the letters in ‘piano’ out of Pam Bondi you are left with ‘mbd.’

Million Barrels a Day.

https://csimarket.com/glossary/term_MBd.html

Maybe since ‘deer’ is already plural, it assumed you were interested in deer flies.

They lay “their eggs in masses on vertical surfaces like leaves, sticks, or rocks that overhang water or moist soil, with a shiny coating for protection, so the larvae drop into the wet environment below to develop.”

It’s a review. The console doesn’t have an Xbox emulator to test out, due to hardware limitations. So that part of the review is ‘right out.’

RIP DreamButt.

Absolutely true. There isn’t a single content creator that knows how to edit their videos. This demanding task can only be done by people who don’t create content. For every successful content creator, there are three broke editors adding JL cuts in iMovie.