Closest Polish thing I can think of is zapiekanka

If you only look at posts with the most upvotes, that’s what you get. If you look at posts with the most comments, you’ll see a completely different ratio.

I mean, there is already San Luigi

Here’s a wiki page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt

Merci Gustave

Well it’s not a country, it’s a city

Negative

Being featured on the front page of Wikipedia under “Did You Know?” was definitely worth it

lambda, molybdenum, rubdown, subdivision

Jingle writers are professional ear worm avoiders. They know that to end an earworm, you need to listen to an even more catchy tune.

It’s not a bad choice. Reading to fast by reading too slow so you don’t have time to eat.

The great ditrigonal dodecicosidodecahedron of guilt

Remember that there is a lot of anti-Wikipedia propaganda going around these days. Most “outrage” against Wikipedia is created and pushed artificially.

Alles gute zum Geburtstag, Miezekatze!

All these people keep on praying, but the whole time they forgot to think

Looks like salami

It’s only a matter of time before they make “The Polandball Movie”

They’re probably referring to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Amami-Ōshima

Which turned out to be a North Korean spy boat camouflaged as a fishing boat

Wiktionary https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wiktionary:Main_Page