

Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine


Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.


I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.
I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.


Is there a green gatorade?
This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.

Ugh I loved Dr Corday. And also Dr Benton!


Ah whoops!


Why are they all pigeon-toed?


Why are they all pigeon-toed?


… you know what? Yes, please!


She’s getting so big! 🤍


Not creeps. Predators.


Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys


This better not awaken anything in me


Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back


Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.


We had Lace Bouquet:

I still can’t believe they named her Jet Reno, because it just makes me think about Janet Reno.