Thoughts and prayers 🙏

The children yearn for the jam factory

I’d rather not tbh

By the grace of God and our monarch we boil water however the fuck we please 🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧

You’ve missed the way that British people actually boil water though, thus missing the true reason that we’re superior.

The worst is when you’re running low on data and then happen to get disconnected from Wi-Fi without realising.

A couple of YouTube videos and it’s all gone 😞

Where they at tho?

We all know there’s barely enough people here. It’s not unusable, but there are so few people it’s always the same users posting and commenting, and it can be a bit dead occasionally.

I’m committed to the fediverse, but we could do with another big push from people dumping Reddit. Part of that would also rely on us (🫵) not being obnoxious towards the potential new users 👀

Some people can’t leave their phones alone for five seconds.

I was at the cinema the other day and this fucker sat on the front row and proceeded to keep going on their phone.

I had to resist the strong urge to pelt a minstrel at his head.

That’s like absolutely nothing to YouTube to be fair

Just drop the trailer :/

I hate this whole “announce the announcement” thing that happens with video games these days.

Sometimes they even announce that they’re gonna announce an announcement…

Working in IT, the occasional “this might be a problem in a few years, but I probably won’t be with the company 🤷‍♂️”

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Spent a solid 10 seconds wondering how they drew the bottom image so perfectly.

Did video piracy ever really falter?

Even semi popular movies and shows are always available in a range of qualities, going up to extremely high quality if you get on a private tracker.

Rarbg shutting down was the biggest hit imo, but still lots of options.

Some people have different priorities in life 🤷‍♂️

The fucking sound hateful tho.

Broken wrist ain’t that bad as long as bone still in.

If he wanna watch the bowl, then he wanna watch the bowl.

Don’t hate. His wrist, his life.

denied that she acted improperly and rejected calls for a formal explanation of her decision.

wtf 😂

How can you pardon a child rapist and then just decline to give a proper reason…

Not directly related, but they switched me from Virgin Mobile to O2 after their merger. Fucking nightmare, despite them telling me that I don’t need to do anything.

Broke the direct debit, they set me up with an account that will not accept a password even after a reset, then I ran out of data as the new service has different usage notifications that threw me off.

I shortly after cancelled the sim, and dreaming of the day I can switch ISP.

Hmm, we’ll have to agree to disagree there. They can 100% decrease the size of the processing bits and reduce weight.

I just think it’s very shortsighted to look at such an early version of the product and say “it won’t change much”. Especially when however many years ago you could have said that what we’ve got right now isn’t possible.