The article doesn’t say that now… Which means you’re probably a real time traveler. Please tell EA to go with Titanfall 3 instead before you come back.

identical unmarked doors

Bro I don’t think you are supposed to look at it to determine which way food goes

Bold of you to assume that someone was touching my peepee before all those craziness

FETAB won’t be in his house or any publicly known location at all tho

Implying that we have ever stopped watching Youtube on our couch to begin with

Sharing one device should be fine. What games are you trying to play?

Hey who’s to say no if a bike makes you happy

Well ya that was really bad. But it was just that 1 time (also it’s with the credit roll) so I’m going to let it slide. I also started reading a book at that part tho.

The delivering part is actually fun tho. The cut scenes are confusing but they don’t really take that long so it’s fine for me.

I always heal my pokemons twice to be sure

No pants for serious mode

Because we didn’t get the cockfighting game they promised

Sweating. Always pick sweating.

Now you have to train so hard it turns blonde

That’s bullshit. One can brainwash women that their purpose is reproduction out of all kind of motivations. For example, some elderly will tell that lie to keep the young at bay while they don’t necessarily believe it themselves. Another example, some religious people will say the same thing. Because they are stupid.

TBF the first person didn’t say anything about severing men

So… big mommy humpback whale god?

Instruction unclear. Dick got irritated.

Smart people can be stubborn and would dismiss facts sometimes too

I like how they setup a little lamp for the underbed fellow