The headphone jack!?!?

Only one way to find out

A soup made from non-organic tomatos, duh

Bro we eat literal corpses this ain’t nothing

True. But it’d be more effective if it lives in a hot dog or sth.

Fact

Why would such a species live in an apple? We need to study this

Is the implication that they won’t be able to write an in-house emulator? So did they wait for someone to port an SNES emulator to Switch before they can put those old games on their online service?

It’s a weird assumption. Like I said, emulation for backward compatibility is common. Do they always just wait for some random strangers to implement an emulator for them?

And? I too really hate people using my toothbrush but have no problem using it myself. Is that embarrassing?

What’s so embarrassing? Emulation for backward compatibility is done all the times

I have been playing death stranding recently and the gameplay (= traversal) is surprisingly fun. It’s challenging and the characters acknowledge that too.

Little did they know that it was that one time I farted too hard

Thank you fellow anal lover

IANAL, what does this mean?

We just need to all go elderly collectively and call every gaming hardware and software a Nintendo

Do you even know what regex is?

Do anyone? I know I just add more .+? until it works

Revolver Ocelot

They wear sunglasses when it’s too bright, duh

It’s one of those things that you won’t care generally but stands out when other things make you think they might be not respectful