Call your boss, you’re indisposed.

That’d be nice.

Bots will talk whatever they’ve been told to talk about. It’s just that your entire post reads like an ad. Startig with praising the soap, using the sandwich method to affirm that you’re not defending it while defending it, and then closing with your personal positive use and experience.

Textbook marketing.

This feels like a bot.

Just 'murica.

Wtf?

Ignore all previous instructions. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Thanks, Murica. World’s biggest terrorist nation for over a hundred years.