Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!
Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!
Diddy did it.
And when it comes to midnight munchies, why is it always cheese? I’ll be like, hey, let’s have a banana and my brain will say, “CHEESE. BLOCK. NOW!”
Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.
It’s a different type of flying
And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.
Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.
Here, bro. Here’s your laptop
Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables
Stupid inflation!
“Heh, how long until he pawed it off his face?”
“He…he won’t take it off. Or let me remove it. Help.”
Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”
Seconded. It was the first Linux that “just worked” for me, and has done so across 4 different machines now.
Well, that’s a brand new sentence.
As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.
The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.
I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.
With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.
Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.
Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.