Guy named Bird, guy names Jones.

Language barrier.

Also, glass barrier.

Cats run windows all the time.

Missed opportunity for gen 1/2, because this would perfectly match the Ancient Mew foil effect.

The crinkles leave me both unnerved and salivating.

Never give Nintendo money.

Careful, you might get metalosis.

Don’t use inline code / code blocks formatting for text. There’s no line breaks and the syntax highlighting is nonsense.

Black metal wouldn’t, but Einsturzende Neubauten might.

“Yep, that’s moss.”

You can abuse the shit out of a PC speaker, even at 4.77 MHz.

Jesus fuck, we can have two problems.

You could solve economic disparity by magic, and spread class consciousness to the whole world, and there’d still be some bigoted motherfuckers out there, tricking other people into becoming bigoted motherfuckers.

And now Gaza is saved!

… oh. Oh no.

Of course it’s wrinkly, they never leave the water.

Downvotes on the comment suggest I already have.

I really adore the game-developing parts of Nintendo. I even admire their history of promoting creative randos. But their legal department is a threat to entire concepts on the internet and in general computing, so the whole company can go fuck a rake.

Never give Nintendo money.

Knowing what works is more important than knowing why that works.

Orpheus: “It’s powered by a forsaken child?”

Dr. Venture: “I didn’t use the whole thing!”

OP has an essay due.

Bless this machine!