And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

Pray we do not update it further

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

“If the shoreline fits”

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

So, after he flees to Argentina?

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.

If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”

Which historically is when some Christian writers believed the fetus gets a soul

His brain got smart but his head got dumb

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls