This just in, men don’t have hair

How about violent felonies? In amerikkka its a felony to be black in certain areas.

Wtf, why would we need to kill someone for being an idiot? The obvious and simple answer is to ignore them.

Why should we worry ourselves with the perceptions of idiots? They’re idiots. Fuck what they think.

We should be more concerned about the attitude of the billionaires and the politicians they own.

What in the hell is wrong with you?

Pipe down, you sad useless man.

Can i work with you please? That sounds heavenly