Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
mtpender
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mtpender@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Just As Comrade Stalin IntendedEnglish
17·1 day ago“I own a Gauss rifle for home defense, since that’s what the founding Triarchs intended.”
“God damn Loch Ness monster!”
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Shout out to my engineering homies.English
3·6 days agoSounds like something an architect would say…
Shame
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mtpender@piefed.socialtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Why Am I Paying $40k for the Birth of My Child?English
15·7 days agoNot everyone has the resources or ability to just pack up and move to another country. First off, you need to get permission from the country in question to live there and both of America’s neighbors aren’t very fond of you guys right now. Second, you need a way to support yourself while living there. that could mean getting new qualifications and training that is recognized in that country which can take a while. Third, It means isolating yourself from your family, friends and support network and you have to try rebuilding all of that from scratch. Saying “Just move to another country, Bro!” is kind of insulting to those who don’t have the means to do that.
mtpender@piefed.socialtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Why Am I Paying $40k for the Birth of My Child?English
18·7 days agoGod, I’m so glad I live in Australia. I suffered an A.V. malformation in my brain that burst one day. I was flown to a major hospital in the city (about 5 hrs away from where I live by car) for emergency neurosurgery. I woke up 2 weeks later with a bunch of tubes coming out of me and no idea where I was or how I got there. After they took the tubes out of me about a month later and got me out of the hospital bed, I found out I had to learn to walk again. I was released for out-patient care about a month and a half after that, the whole thing cost me exactly $0.
America really screwed it’s own people, huh?
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World News@lemmy.world•Alaskan tribes sue B.C. gov't over mines in far northwestEnglish
13·8 days agoAre they marked on a map? Are they recognized by any other nation (not including by their own)?
If not, then they aren’t a nation.
Edit: Just to be clear, Canadian citizens DO have the right to challenge their government. American citizens, however, Don’t get a say in the matter. This is between Canada and IT’S citizens, not the citizens of another, entirely separate country.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Swiss vote on compulsory civic duty, climate tax for super-richEnglish
15·8 days agoGood job, a win for true gender equality and a win for the common people against the super-rich.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My great-grandpa (born 1941)...English
29·8 days ago“Some say he’s robbing the cradle, but I say she’s robbing the grave.”
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World News@lemmy.world•Alaskan tribes sue B.C. gov't over mines in far northwestEnglish
26·8 days agoIsn’t Alaska part of the US? Why are they fighting this in a Canadian court?
US citizens in Alaska don’t get a say in the affairs of another, sovereign nation like Canada.
Maybe some USB ports using the old serial BUS housing?
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Comics@lemmy.ml•The Magic of Marvel: How We Met the Avengers, Doctor Strange, Daredevil and OthersEnglish
31·9 days ago…And then Marvel spent a decade burning their company and fan goodwill to the ground.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Summoning the Beast of Big PharmaEnglish
13·12 days ago🎶"I was gonna do some research, but then I got high!"🎶
“Thank the Gods for Bessie! AND HER TITS!”
Built like a Pixar mum!
“It is Wednesday, My Dudes.”
We have a species of these in Australia, if they are anything like ours DO NOT TOUCH, you will regret it.
mtpender@piefed.socialtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Really hoping to see some follow-up on this oneEnglish
8·22 days agoThroat GOAT Trump just can’t resist Big Bubba’s dong.





Who the Hell is making these evil toys? Is there some factory somewhere just dropping these cursed things into the world?.. Wait… Who is working there and what sort of strange bullshit do they need to put up with?
“Oh,great. It’s the Chucky shift again… Where’d the little bastard go? We really need to stop making these things… Or, at least fire the on-site manager / voodoo priest…”