Yup, I specifically use y’all and recommend it to people (like my parents) to replace gendered phrases, and I’m not from the y’all zone.

Still up for debate, “dude” and “hun/hon”.

*I’m a trans woman also

I mean, good. We don’t want him.

Also,

but I’ve heard this from gay friends of mine…

Doubt.

Zing and ZING!

If we combined Montana, Nebraska, Wyoming, and both Dakotas into one mega state, they’d have about the population of South Carolina.

But somehow they get 17 electoral votes to SCs 9 and 10 senators to California’s 2.

So I vote for Monomskakota!

I shit you not, Wendy’s in my area is currently promoting a “Krabby Patty Kollab” burger.

So Boar’s Head, then BrucePac (who make meat for Costco, Trader Joes, Amazon products), and now McDs.

118 years later, we’ve forgotten what we’ve already learned the hard way: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

Fun story, the recent meat recall (the second one) affected some salads I bought early September… we got an email long after we’d eaten them letting us know, and to call “this number” if you’d like a refund.

Sorry, I lied, it wasn’t a fun story.

Headline is 4 words (and a “'s”) too long.

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Does Harris’s success mean that the fundamental dynamics of the race have changed? Probably not.

Saved you a click.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

“You know what would be fun, fucking with 20 years of muscle memory tied to my ability to drive safely” -no one

Donald, You need to calm down. You know all too well there’s some bad blood between us. Never in your wildest dreams would I endorse the smallest man/hands that ever lived.

Now look what you made me do, don’t blame me if my fans try some vigilante shit. This isn’t a love story, it’s karma, and you’re guilty as sin.

So shake it off and stick to campaigning in Florida, it’s only August after all.

You’re on your own kid, -T

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

GoldenEye split screen.

As a former teacher of younger kids, that feature probably makes them 10x less likely to be forgotten/lost. (The size is “youth 10-”) Agree it’s kinda gross, but kids are wired differently.

ACT 1, The GOP kills his puppy…

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

I read(yelled) this entirely in Lewis Black’s voice.