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Fucking soulless vultures. I’m sorry for your loss.
Fucking soulless vultures. I’m sorry for your loss.
Announcing their micropenises
Shortened from Canada geese
New hygiene unlocked. Gonna stop wasting money on soap.
Abstinence is the only answer
In my case it means I’ve missed my 35 second window to fall asleep and have to start again from the beginning
We could put two in front of each other and let them ping pong nonsense for all eternity.
My Cousin Vinnie, but backwards
Sure, if she had been perfect I probably would have voted for her, but she’s missing a few details.
fuck the patriarchy for not believing in Tarot.
Lol what?
I know this a music community and not a dance community, but this is one of the best dance performances I’ve ever seen to a pop song. https://youtu.be/gyQ1lV1OvGw
They won’t hit you for copyright violations if you upload someone else’s music?
What if I want to live my life to the shortest?
Why is age more relevant than race?
This is the story of a train, that dripped a river and grew a weed strain
Edit: and while it looks so small on Instagram, I’d absolutely smoke it, on that train
Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.
This is my religion now
If we’re playing by corporation rules, the fine is .5% of the profit
Can we draft her? Can we run a candidate against their will? I’m just kidding. Idk there’s a lot of crazy shit happening.