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I also believe that student loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.

Creation of embryos should happen entirely outside the body of the female, followed by decapitation of the male as God intended.

Sincerely,

P. Mantis, esq

Burma Shave

That’s pretty much it. There was a WSJ article about this very thing: frequent flyer miles are more based on spending with the airline CC then by actually flying.

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Ha ha. Yes of course. Corrected.

Windows is like the corner prostitute: pay some money, usually get what you want although not the best, occasionally get some horrible disease

Linux is like the sweet SO: has its quirks but you love them for it. let’s you grow in your skills but that can be challenging at times. Surprises you in good and bad ways.

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“they won’t be able to just stop anyone, the 4th amendment still would exist.”

Oh my sweet summer child…

Off the top of my head: -DWB (driving while black) -Stop and frisk -“I thought I saw drugs” probable cause abuses -probably 10 others that I missing

Hey hey momma said the way you move, gonna make you shake, gonna make you groove.

Same junk, different year. Remember Carter vs. Reagan and the delay of release of the Iranian hostages to discredit Carter? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Rhode Island Red or a hybrid thereof (e.g. Golden Comet).

Great egg layers (the hens of course, not the roo pictured) and very mild mannered.

Steve Jackson games FTW. That mofo even predicted 9/11.

“But if there was a third option with any chances of winning, things would look different anyway.”

Aye, there’s the rub.

I bought my Tesla 4 years ago before EM went full douche mode. I actually quite like the car but would not buy one these days on account of him.

Similar in principle to carbon emissions: yeah, people individually have a carbon footprint, but corporations and industrial activities dwarf that.

Looks like I have a fun Saturday project. Thanks!

“Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take”

Fair enough, mate.

Using the touch screen as a pain, for sure. However, nearly all commands on the touch screen can be accessed via voice commands from a button on the steering wheel. In practice, the need to use the touch screen while driving (other than to monitor your speed and cruise control settings) is practically zero.