I visited Boston in October. I couldn’t stand everyone’s fishy breath. It sucks smelling so much seafood on people. Why can’t I just visit the ocean without such a horrible stench following me? It sucked.

I flew back home as soon as my vacation ended. Everyone’s. Mouth. Reeked. Of. Fish.

https://www.atlanticfish.com/october-is-national-seafood-month/

Pot smokers aren’t heating up their weed in the staff lunchroom or endangering entire ecosystems because people smoke it too much. Face it, your opinion is wack.

But you don’t NEED to eat fish/seafood, which I find repulsive, and in my world that’s all that matters. Also, I hope you dont use the perfume, cologne, or deodorant I don’t like, because that should also be illegal… because I don’t like it. I also don’t like cigarettes or sage, so if you use that, straight to jail.

Is this you?

I spray my ass with the force of a thousand tsunamis—10 seconds is more than enough.

It takes a lot of water and energy to make toilet paper. Well, a lot more than turning on my bidet for 10 seconds.

A bidet 💪 even a cheap one is nice.

Not an expert by any means, but nukes can get smaller than one would think. The fallout would be the most dangerous thing for Israel, in both the physical and political sense.

Are you saying he’s not a nice guy? Also, why are you writing notes for 2 things? How many notes do you have?!