I mean, when Thomas Paine wrote “What if the British colonies declared independence haha” it was supposed to be a trolly 4chan post, like NO WAY they were actually gonna beat the World’s greatest military force in the 18th century … unless?

No, no, letting the VP pick any successor makes it too easy for them to game the system! We should come up with a completely objective, impartial method.

The oldest child of the current President becomes the next President.

At this point I’m not sure there’s enough human left in him to die.

So the Circle of Life is really just the Ouroboros of Capitalism…

Hm.

The people who are still pissy over at reddit don’t actually want to leave unless they’re presented with a reddit clone that has both a fully developed app and a huge userbase.

“Now introducing … Zuccit, brought to you by Meta”

Invisible Hand is working as intended. Praise Adam Smith!

Thank you to all the code monkeys for getting things straightened out!

System appears to be working as intended

I just like that I can post an honest comment and not worry about being Well-Ackshually’d to death. Sometimes I’d be knee-deep in Wikipedia fact-checking and suddenly realize, “This reddit reply is not worth the personal effort I am putting into it.”

One of the true childhood nostalgia games for me.

Sometimes I’d hear people talk about other games with Descent in the title (I think it was Descent: Freespace?) I’d think “Wait … that’s not the Descent I know of”