Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Wait… Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?
Edit: Oh shit!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Eh, I’m gonna be calling it “Good Gollum Hunting”
The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…
Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
Luckily Disney is really good at de-aging people to look like a young Harrison Ford now!
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!