“Honey” is clearly a code name, he’s complicit!
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Cake day: June 20th, 2023
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You think Harvard teaches about the size of their own curriculum, or would the answer to that ironically be in the book on the right?
5·2 months agoI’m just waiting for Bigfoot’s OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak
He can take it, probably can’t keep it. I give it 5 days before the grave robbers get to it all.
59·3 months agoI’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…
Good advice, but I wouldn’t trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal
212·4 months agoYou know Putin, the king of honest elections…
And both are data security risks.
Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.
56·4 months agoThat’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.
Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief
This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!
The AI bots that are gonna watch the video for training. Won’t anyone think of them!?
The dome from the Simpsons movie is looking more reasonable every day…
56·4 months agoDude’s probably about to privatize school lunches using Jared from Subway as an example
He wouldn’t have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn’t have stopped on its own after hitting the second person
9·6 months agoSounds like a good idea, except I hope Apple has a strategy in place for exceptions like protective services (which some organizations may even need numbers updated occassionally) and 911 for obvious reasons.
I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…
Common misconception, that’s actually a half-colon (not to be confused with semicolons or colon type-c)
The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.
"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "
Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”