platysalty

No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

Super illegal. Straight to super jail.

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

I see. So you’d rather write multiple paragraphs of excuses instead of spending that time on coping with what you can.

I understand how this sub works now, and I’m disappointed. Bye.

To be fair, them some real good spice

Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.

If you notice you’re always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you’re either a moron or an asshole.

sigh

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

I mean, after X it looks downright sensible.

I’m in public damn it.

But at the same time, thumbnail somewhat related?

Engineering vs Marketing

No, it’s Ah La Mak

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

It’s a terrible excuse. I’m almost always on time cause I use my calendar instead of my brain to manage time. The “time blindness” just makes me feel anxious about being late despite being 5 mins away and having 30 mins to spare.

I think it’s the lack of fur. Fur makes them nice and fluffy so we overlook the fact that they’re incredibly dumb.

We all died from covid three years ago.

This is actually hell.

I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?

Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.