Guest #1: Jeff Bezos on why he’s so nice and smells good.

Communism was just a red herring.

Are these the same Russians that blew up dams?

Whatever you say, 34.

It’s almost like he isn’t particularly intelligent.

He finally found fraud — in the mirror.

This is too clever for Lemmy.

That’s weird. Wonder if it’s related to the Russian/Ukrainian peace negotiation that Ukraine wasn’t invited to.

Oh no how unfortunate.

I’m trying, Tim.

Elon will stop the debris.

They’re fans of professional sports.

How about criticizing little Marco?

Like “felon.”

Ba-dup-ba-dup-ba-da-da.

Is that why he always chickens-out?

Chalk another one up to brain worms.

As a college grad from the dot-com school, I feel ya.

Goodbye.