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🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶
🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶
It’s like a half hour long fever dream…
Moon hummus…
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network
Is it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.
DD Mmm YY
HarmonyOS version “Tianamen 4 June 1989” is more efficient at reporting back to glorious communist overlords, quickly silencing anti-party sentiment and discovering more ingenious ways of denying human right violations and genocide. Must download today!
Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.
Social security will be bankrupt by 2033 according to their own estimates.
https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/TRSUM/index.html
Somehow they expect to pay 80% benefits beyond that point.
Expect your income taxes to go up…and by a lot.
Yeah, so, why did the pilot eject, if the plane was still flight worthy?
To be fair, I’m using my phone. I have a network ad-blocker, but it’s not as good as Brave. Still I would think they could stay away from the great Indian scammer enterprise for ad revenue, but I suppose torrent sites can’t exactly be too picky.
First thing that pops up when I go to the site: scam advertisement
“Your system is heavily damaged by viruses!”
slow cynical clapping
I do that, but the communities still seem to show up. Do I have to completely close Memmy for the filtering to take effect?
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I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.