I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

Insane that it even came to this point.

“You got all that?”
Uhhh…yeah?

Pst. Hey kid wanna try some Linux distros!?

That’s correct. It operates at the speed of the count typing this out due to the highly technical nature of the program. There is also no limit so you could put ten billion in there for example.

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

Take their bathroom door away since everyone has the same wiggly bits anyway.

It was a wonderful film that warmed my heart, but lacked explosions, epic car chases, and the main character had no Austrian accent, which is okay I guess.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY DUMBER… (Trombone sound)…AMERICA KICKS IT INTO FIFTH GEAR.

There’s a lot of casualties among the nerd rats.

Unhand me you ruffians!

I’m tired of seeing Mac and cheese tear our communities apart!

I just want to be known as “old man (name)” and I’d look out the window all angry like. The reality is that I’m really quite nice and the act is to keep real estate investors away.

Luckily there are still some interesting forums around for specific topics and old school games!

It’s bright blue color indicates how sour it is for predators.

Hippity hoppity hand over your property.

Would the Soviet Union still exist if it was run by trillions of spiders? Experts believe that, yes, yes it would.

It’s not mere fucking. It’s unprotected “nuttin.”

Please ignore the burlap sack with the dollar sign on it that I just got. As a cybersecurity expert my response is that this is a GREAT idea!