My parents served as an example of “what not to do”.

I made a personal vow years ago, that i would never be what my dad was to me, to anybody else…

I put all the guts to my server in an old pc case. Find a micro case, maybe wire up the case fan to usb so you don’t overheat anything.

I’m imagining him in a hobby lobby, dollhouse accessories aisle…

Do they make cock cages that small?

No worries, we all deal with stress in our own ways.

When i had to take my dog to the emergency vet, I got on discord and posted about ten Star Trek memes in under five minutes. One of the guys asked if I was ok, that’s when i broke down and revealed the reason. I was basically looking for attention…

My parents taught me that asking for help meant you are a failure. Does Lemmy have a “raised by narcissists” sub yet?

And I’m a bit of a diva. :)

Oh hell, imagine if they had “Rikered” Tuvix, then had all three trapped on a shuttle together. Tuvok would murder them both

New product idea: helmets for dogs

“I can end it in a day”

Last time there was a tornader in Garland, lightning flashed and lit up the jade-green sky. My mother and brother stopped talking instantly, and we gathered the dogs in the Harry Potter room under the stairs.

'Nader didn’t hit us, but it was still a shock to see the sky a color I’ve only seen in jewelry, or the random Pantone®© sample.

This is the way to do it

I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a “Kobe Bryant memorial” ad, while playing on my switch… TF?!

I hope there is at least one human that has to listen to the filthy, angry, Klingon profanities I scream, while jerking myself raw to hard core, ball draining, homoerotic, gay porn…

And why he keeps suing his debtors out of existence…

Running the country like one of his businesses; into the ground…

Fair, don’t even try playing on anything but normal speed :/

I’ll throw in Oxygen Not Included.

RIP Fireworks…

Macaroni and tuna, but you have to use the liquid cheese kind, not the powdered abortion.

Cool ranch Doritos and sour cream, saw this mentioned before and had to try it. Worth every penny.