Mr President: I beg my pardon?

Why is my cocaine retiring?

I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.

He’s hoarding them for when reddit goes down completely

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

Win

What is girl?

And opened up eyes, and saw sign

Did she turn up dressed like a 15 century tavern wench?

Amber Heard, is that you?

Really? me tries to sound sentence in Japanese

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

I don’t get it. He told her to STFU? And she liked it and was “picked up”?

It’s not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there’ll be no more He He He.

He got some offers through a series of faxes

Me and @psychothumbs and @YoBuckStopsHere

Chapock!

I’m tempted to go back… but only to see how are things going, how’s the outcome of the exodus and such