“I’m auctioning off my gmaing collection” (many items) OR
“I’m auctioning my gaming console” (single item)

They are probably “self insured”

You should check out this patent. When the train goes over a special section of track, it will trigger the signal at the nearby crossing

Used to be the Double Cheeseburger was $1, then they took away one slice of cheese and called it McDouble hoping you wouldn’t notice.

All Hail the Temple

“I got it from Aldi’s [store]”

Raise the floor around where you want the pit

I think you missed the part where the TV doesn’t have access to the network.