im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

Even most of the extremely rich aren’t effected by this, if you calculate it out you need over 31,000,000 dollars before the lowest bracket kicks in.

are you joking, basically all of modern society has a vested interest in people not believing it.

they also have admitted to only announcing the most optimistic results because nobody would believe them if they didn’t, and if people did it would be devastating

How the fuck was that channel able to recover from the “I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held” meme

Phoenician pro-tip: if you use a letter for each individual sound instead of one for every word, it makes for a more efficient writing system. Also DO NOT fuck with the Romans or random weirdo desert tribes they will murder you without mercy.

oh god that’s terrifying

I think they are referring to Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, etc. the past few wars the U.S. has been in have largely been fought over oil.

what in gods name is happening over there, between this and removing awards they’ve been acting really weird since the protest

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

isn’t there a theory that it’s a pun based on Sumerian taverns also being brothels? like, “I can’t see, i’ll open a widow” but they still dont understand why it’s a dog

It’s only been a few hours and they already have more users than the entire Fediverse did during its peak by yesterday after all of this recent drama. We are already fucked, I salute every one of you as the fediverse sinks.

Every time I hear about this movie it sounds even more unhinged

That explains why it feels so empty, I can’t find any actual content on Mastodon despite how huge it supposedly is compared to Kbin and Lemmy

Slow down man. Activity Pub is just the system that lets Mastodon, Kbin, Lemmy, etc.communicate with each other. Pretty sure it’s open source and not some evil scary monopolistic thing like Chromium that every uses begrudgingly. Not everyone on the internet is a bad actor, even Kbin itself is developed by one guy in an apartment working 24/7 to try to keep everything afloat.

After the gummi worm post and No Shit July memes I knew this place would succeed

Found the 196 user