That man briefly and unexpectedly encountered some fentanyl lurking in his ketamine

The conservative does actually have some alcohol. Someone get that socialist a gun.

Dude what let’s fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥

You can pick any president in history and find skeletons in their closets, and many have committed atrocities that far exceed any one thing that Trump has done

There is good reason to believe he ran a snuff ring and raped and killed children. He’s Caligula of American Presidents.

I’m in the US and “take a decision” is firmly not in my dialect. Taking a course of action is, naturally.

That’s why I also have a slingshot

That’s awesome I ungrow cartilage and accelerate arthritis through jiu jitsu.

Can I not also thank a squirrel after sex?

Quadrant III, (bootom left) with II wing (bottom right) for me.

George Clooney

Those Intel Macs aren’t really that old. I had the last good MacBook Pro they made in 2015, which still had the glowing logo, then the the slump with the touchbar shits happened in 2016-2017.

In 2017 I traded the MacBook for a Dell XPS 13. Like the MacBook, the build quality is really good. It’s running as a server in my media room. I’m running Ubuntu and I open it up daily to acquire new media, organize files, tweak my Jellyfin settings, etc.

There is no reason that 2017 XPS laptop couldn’t serve as my daily driver. My OS is fully up to date and I applied a firmware update last night. The end of life for that device is nowhere in sight; it’s peaking honestly. But if I had kept the MacBook, which was the highest quality laptop hardware you could possibly buy, for a premium price, Apple would be telling me it was no longer supported?

Regardless, Linux rocks so I hope Mac owners find joy installing a fun new OS on their good quality hardware. Here’s to the next ten years of life!

Four touchdowns in a single game, Peg

That tracks I feel bad when the PNC hits

Yeah they say an orgasm is like eight sneezes

Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.

And also the toxically positive brand ambassador is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

I’m from Dallas and this is exactly how is describe it too. It’s an absymally failed attempt to create a human society.

It’s okay to eat them because they don’t have any feelings.

I had a community college psychology professor who worked in psychiatric research outside of teaching ask the class, “What is the shape of consciousness? What do you think it is?” He put a clever look on his face and his eyes scanned every perplexed student in the room to see if anyone could produce the simple, obvious answer to the question, “What is the shape of consciousness …”

Finally he broke the suspense and enlightened us all. The shape of consciousness, according to a man who holds a license to practice medicine, is an oval. It’s an oval because you have two eyes and therefore your field of vision is elliptical.

Yay! 👏