subignition

Don’t you have some kid’s birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

The frequency with which people have trouble with newspaper-headline grammar makes me feel old…

Front trunk. It’s aggravating slang, but it’s been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

They’re just banking on all the parents being transphobic enough that nobody can get help from family friends

No, Ted Cruz’s pecker started pouring out beans… 😭

I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don’t think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

Well that’s an unorthodox way to sanitize your phone.

Probably for the best that they cut themselves off from the Internet.

this is a really good dad joke, on first read it went completely over my head

We’re going to need a lot of them, they’re only worth $10

I hardly dream so I guess I would say “it’s a dream when I wake up afterwards”

What would you rather do? Fine them six years worth of prison fees plus lost wages? How proportionate a response is appropriate?

There are already plenty of companies that sell managed data removal like this, Mozilla claims to be doing it better and perhaps they are incrementally more trustworthy than the smaller no name ones

What is wrong with the title? Genuine question. It seems to represent the content of the article pretty accurately.

And yet it gets the screen reflection in its eyes, and the light cast on its fur, convincingly correct. Wild

For accuracy, it should be updated to read “Snitches will need stitches.”

… :(

I got this super cheap camera off Amazon a while ago, it doesn’t have software or any special drivers. You just plug it in and Windows sees it as a generic video device.

https://www.amazon.com/d/B08VJ25PL1

What are you talking about? There are endless services where you can get a free email address without spending a cent. Verifying that an email is genuine is a much harder ask than you might think.